EMOM (Envy My Octopus Muscles) is a rich deep red with blue polarized mirrored lenses
Fit: bigger for more brains
Don't Be A Hero - What’s an octopus muscle? It’s muscle that’s so strong it doesn’t need a skeleton (true story, wiki muscular hydrostat). So the next time an octopus asks, "Do you even lift, bro?", you should back off while using these red and blue shades to avoid eye contact. Just take out that aggression on some clown fish.