THE EMPIRE DID NOTHING WRONG is black and grey with silver polarized mirrored lenses
Other than Serious Death Star Architectural Flaws - These black and silvery white shades are adequate for your early morning miles. They are good for avoiding direct eye contact with your problematic boss. And they are GREAT for protecting your eyes from the hellscape of radiation that follows the swift demolition of a neighboring planet. Whatever. The Empire did Nothing Wrong.
Fit: for regular heads