Mach G - Captain Blunt's Red-Eye

THIS IS A FICTIONAL DEPICTION OF THE REAL CAPTAIN BLUNT...

He's a commercial airline pilot and Navy Captain who once saved a Boeing 747-400 full of people from going down after it lost an engine. That hero isn’t on social media, so we can't tag him. But if you give him the recognition he deserves in the comments, we’ll print them out, sit him down on our lap, and read them aloud to him like it’s geriatric story time.