The Ellipticals - The High Tai'd

The official workout cocktail of sunglasses.

This protein shake alternative calls for:

• 2 shots, aged rum
• 3 tablespoons, hydroxycut
• Extracted milk of citrus
• 31 fluid oz, raw pork
• 5 ice cubes, luke warm

Stir, shake, slam for 6 minutes. Let rest for 9.

Pink and black splattered white frames and pink mirrored lens match myrtle beach sunsets perfectly.